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Last night I stayed in with Sweet Cheeks and Blondie because we were all tired as hell from long lousy weeks. We intended for it to be a girls’ night but Sweet Cheeks came home with a guy behind her.I was a little pissed. Well the poor bastard was just going to have to watch Sex and the City with us and suck it up.

I had my back to them when they came in because I was at Blondie’s laptop emailing some of my blog readers. When Sweet Cheeks introduced me to her friend (one of our neighbors) I barely acknowledged or noticed him (just enough to think he was cute but not hot enough to make me forget I was mad that he was invading girls night).

Eventually we all settled in on the couches and put on Sex and the City and passed around wine.

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