too smart and too horny for her own good
I met Apt #5 nearly a month ago. There was some dodgy shit going on with him. Like, being married and having a child and having withheld this crucial information until I found out on my own. And now I see the wife and two children all the time.
Since the day I met Apt #5, I have never seen him alone and therefore never had a chance to ask him WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU??
Until this morning.
No pool party today, everyone except Dr. Barbie backed out and apparently today was just NOT a good day for the entire city for socializing (ie the extraordinary number of douchebags, skeezes, and creepy old guys at the bar tonight). None of the many people I invited came to the pool today. Not even my two friends who live IN the complex. Not Hot CoWorker (but I wasn’t letting myself expect him). Not even the normal would-be-cute-if-he-weren’t-trying-so-hard neighbors came. Instead it was a landslide of creepy old men with pregnant bellies. Ugh. I totally lost my hard-on for like the next four days.Secretly hoping for Hot CoWorker. Got a dozen creepy old men throughout the day. Whoa, I’m not losing my touch am I?!
Haha. No. That’s not it. Maybe there was some out of town hot guy convention I was not aware of that left our entire city depleted of any guy who scores more than a 5. Yowch.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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