The Over-Educated Nympho

Ok first I have to say I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo n ot drunk rightg now. Not. at. all.. Mehh!!! hee theeee heee.l; mayebe some drunken brilliance?? I m sooo good at that. MEH!proceeed.

Secondly I have to say new FASCINATING information. When I talked to Hot Coker (whoa that lamost looks like cocker, hee hee yeah those margaritsa were STPRONG ass mother fuckers man!!) I mean COWORKER. R. yeah when I talked to him today he saidd he ran into my best friend Sweeet Cheeks at a bar last Saturday and why wasn’t I there with her?! Why hadn’t best fried mentioned this before?!! Allt eh motherucking freaking bars in this town and tahey go to eh same one on the same tnight!! WTF???

mmmm wiiiiine. And SATC on tv. And dosg here. They so sweet. Ove doggies. wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine tee hee l;lhehheeeeeeee!! the cork broke in it. damn fucking corks. wine so much better when screw caps!! tee hee heeee yeah no more boydfriend means no more fancy $9 bottles of wine without screw cap. I either get that or something with carppy ass cokr that breaks in neck. grr.r need make more meony. annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyway.

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Ok, DON’T YELL AT ME.

All week long poor sad Hot CoWorker has been sending me sad puppy dog eyes from across the office. I haven’t been ignoring him, but I haven’t been going out of my way to talk to him either.

When he drove by me in the parking lot yesterday, I did the little two-finger half-wave (like, yes I’m acknowledging your presence, but I can’t be bothered to give you a full wave), which is better than what I was giving him a week and a half ago.

No don’t get me wrong, I’m not mad at him. I just don’t care any more. Although I will admit I’m taking great delight in seeing him go out of his way to be in my general area of the office more than usual and shooting looks at me which I mostly ignore. I guess I can be coy after all.

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