The Over-Educated Nympho

One of my beloved readers has just started up a brand-spanking new blog devoted to my all-time favorite muscle, the kegel. She just started it up to help educate women about just how amazing the kegel is (and although I have never mentioned it, the kegel is beneficial for a lot of health-related issues) and to showcase this very very interesting device called the iKegelPro.

hmmmmmm… melikes the sound of this…

I have never had difficultly locating my kegel (well once I knew it existed), which is the main purpose of the iKegelPro, but it looks pretty badass so I’m hoping it helps strengthen my already toned kegel.

My very own iKegelPro is being shipped tomorrow and I will be anxiously awaiting its arrival. There will be a review as soon as I get my horny little hands on it, I assure you.

Thus far:

Snow Patrol
Scrubs Vol. II (don’t laugh at me it’s got good stuff on it)
Massive Attack

This afternoon I’m feeling back to my normal work music, ie hip-hop because it’s the only thing that’s peppy without being obnoxious. In other words, it’s usually the only genre that can keep the blood going enough and the eyes open enough that I can feign interest in being at work. But who are we kidding. And the funny thing is I like this job a lot more than my last one.

Yeah every day I’m more convinced that I should be a professional writer. I remember some author saying that her worst day of writing was better than her best day at her office job.

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Morning started mellow (and old school):

Stevie Nicks Leather and Lace
Heart Crazy on You
Police Every Breath You Take
Jimi Hendrix Foxy Lady
Lenny Kravitz Can’t Get You Off My Mind

Afternoon:
Harry Connick Jr It Had to Be You
Tool Aenima
Radiohead Talk Show Host
Metallica One (S&M version)
No Doubt Don’t Speak

Yeah I was kinda all over the place yesterday. But I only had half a bottle of wine last night, so that’s improvement. Of course it was after a couple beers at softball practice and a Gatorade/vodka at home, but whatever.