Meeting Nice Guys

I met someone over the weekend. Two somebodies actually. .

My awesome next-door neighbors invited me to hang out with them and their friends at the pool Saturday, which was where I met Nice Guy #1.

He caught my attention right away because he was the only half-cute and clearly single guy there. He was very chill, a little quiet, kinda dorky (I love dorky… come on I’m an uber-nerd at heart), and seemed genuinely interested in getting to know me.

Throughout the course of the afternoon we talked a lot. At first the conversation revolved around the standard get-to-know-each-other stuff.

Nice Guy #1 is in school to become a therapist (DING DING DING!! I love therapy (and why wouldn’t you? you get to talk about yourself for an hour and the therapist validates all your feelings!) , and he definitely proved quickly that he’s the quiet/sincere/sensitive type. Although, ack, he’s probably the sort of guy who likes to talk about our feelings in a relationship. Ugh, no thanks. There’s a reason I generally only look at guys as sex objects.

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Kindly Stop Propositioning Me

I knew when I started blogging that I would inevitably get the admirer or two. No problem. Bound to happen with this subject matter. With the break-up I started getting weekly propositions from male admirers. Now I’m getting them every day. Or like, a couple in one day.

Ok, love you but no. Just no.

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