The Over-Educated Nympho

Went ot pool today. drunk. lots friends. cute boys new too. very cool. Apt #5′s kids show up. They’re fucking cute as shit. The mother is with them. Beautiful. way more beautiful than me, although I have flatter stomach. My friends who know what happened are trying to hold back chortles. I’m trying to ingore sicuation with booze. While I’m way over here, I hear best friend talking with mother and I hear mother say “my husband this, our kids that, when we ;got marrie,d my husbamnd husband husband.”

Poor woman married a bitch-ass punk fuckwit and dosen’t even know it.

I’m trying to stay out of way of his cadorable children because that sheit is so fucking wEIRD man. But mom look sbored so I offer her beer (she declines because she’s all mommy ad shit) and her kids start talking to me and asking me about my belly button ring and singing along with my music on the idpod speakers and i’m like THIS SHIT IS FO UFKCING FUCKED UP MAN. WHOA.

Apt #5 ducking douchebag man. The wife if beaufitul and very very nice and sweet, kids cute as a pile of dog shit, and he never told me any of this shit and there goes the blow job. Fucking scumbag mnan. But I can’t say shit to her about her fucking husband becuase it’s not my place and I’m a godo person. Hope she figures out on own he’s a fucking cocksucker miserable excuse for a husband.

pthgbbbb. need more lime for beer. yummmmmmmmmmmm. so not drunk shuddyUP. I hate this shti.