too smart and too horny for her own good
Tonight my apartment complex was hosting a pizza night/mixer thing, so I went over to eat and mix. There was only one table of non-thirtysomethings-with-children, and eureeka, they were hot twentysomething guys.
I asked if I could sit down, they said yes, I sat down.
I introduce myself and ask their names. They all mumble barely-audible responses. Hmm. Ok. Shy, are we? I try chatting them up, and they are completely non-responsive.
I’m a little confused.
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I'm Vix, a bisexual 30 year-old Texan with 18 years of private education and 3 degrees. Recently I joined the world of swingers as a unicorn. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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