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Tonight my apartment complex was hosting a pizza night/mixer thing, so I went over to eat and mix. There was only one table of non-thirtysomethings-with-children, and eureeka, they were hot twentysomething guys.

I asked if I could sit down, they said yes, I sat down.

I introduce myself and ask their names. They all mumble barely-audible responses. Hmm. Ok. Shy, are we? I try chatting them up, and they are completely non-responsive.

I’m a little confused.

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