Irony Can Be Bloody Funny

Guess what started yesterday? Bingo! That goddamn time of the month. In my quest for sex I had forgotten about all things icky, until yesterday morning.

Which means I am halting all attempts at sex. Not that there isn’t plenty of other stuff to do, but still. Sometimes a girl just needs a good pounding, you know?

So let’s examine the situation:

SBCd wanted sex + no period = no sex
Period = SBCd does not want sex => there will be sex (and ickiness)

Inevitably there will be sex, yeah right about this weekend for maximum gross potential. Because irony can be so bloody funny that way.

07 28 2006

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My Story in Boxes

I’ve been breaking down my moving boxes tonight to save in the closet for when/wherever my next move may be.

There are so many boxes, enough to fill up half the living room in stacks as tall as me. I’ve moved so many times since the age of eighteen. Every time it has been a fun move, a welcome change, either into an apartment with cool roommates, or into my own beautiful apartment, or into a shared grown-up apartment with my ex-boyfriend, and now into something different than all the others.

While in college I knew I would be moving regularly, every year or two until I finished my degrees, which meant that I accumulated quite a collection of moving boxes. With each move I had more things and had to find more boxes for them.

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07 28 2006

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