Irony Can Be Bloody Funny
Guess what started yesterday? Bingo! That goddamn time of the month. In my quest for sex I had forgotten about all things icky, until yesterday morning.
Which means I am halting all attempts at sex. Not that there isn’t plenty of other stuff to do, but still. Sometimes a girl just needs a good pounding, you know?
So let’s examine the situation:
SBCd wanted sex + no period = no sex
Period = SBCd does not want sex => there will be sex (and ickiness)
Inevitably there will be sex, yeah right about this weekend for maximum gross potential. Because irony can be so bloody funny that way.
