She’s a SLUT! boooooooooooong*

I have been called a slut four times in my life, the most recently today.

The first time was when I was a high school freshman and was still waiting for my first kiss (not for lack of trying) . I believe I was wearing a short skirt at the time. And it wasn’t even really that short.

The second time was by my so-called best friend my senior year of high school. Stats: I was with a serious boyfriend, the first and thus far only person I’d slept with. She had a new boyfriend every month and had already forgotten her number. Remarkably, I was the slut. If I recall correctly it’s because I told her how much I love to go down on my boyfriend. Yeah. SLUT.

The third time was also by a dear friend of mine a couple years ago while I was single and enjoying being single. Stats: I had been with a fair amount of people, but I still knew my number. She had had a new boyfriend every month since she started getting boyfriends at age twelve, and she had easily slept with three times as many people as I had. I think she called me a slut because I had gotten my clit pierced. And I was a CATHOLIC.

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Don’t Make Me Eat Your Head, Boy

Hot CoWorker is attending my pool party on Sunday afternoon. Or, rather, when we were talking yesterday he asked if I was having a housewarming party for my new apartment and I lied and said OH YES of course, this weekend actually! You should come!

The Pussy: hee heheheehehehehehheeee mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

And so as soon as I got back to my desk I picked up the phone and frantically called all my girlfriends begging them to clear their schedules for an emergency pool party Sunday afternoon that they were obligated to attend since it has been NEARLY A MONTH since I have gotten laid.

A month. Not good. At three weeks The Pussy gets mean. At four weeks The Pussy gets homicidal.

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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