Cruisin’

The other day I got home from work, changed clothes, and took Queen Dog and Princess Dog out for a walk.

Now unbeknownst to me, the apartment complex I moved into is apparently the Melrose Place of Texas. It is a fucking singles Mecca.

HELLS YEAH.

Which means that taking the dogs out for a walk is sooo much more than just a walk. It took me a couple days to really grasp this.

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My Secret Single Behavior

Anyone who is a devout fan of Sex and the City already knows what I�m referring to, although the term itself is pretty self-explanatory. The key to an SSB, your Secret Single Behavior, is that it is something you do indulgently and exclusively when alone because the presence of another person, especially a guy and extra-especially a boyfriend, ruins it because it makes you self-conscious about your utterly bizarre behavior.

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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