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The other day I got home from work, changed clothes, and took Queen Dog and Princess Dog out for a walk.

Now unbeknownst to me, the apartment complex I moved into is apparently the Melrose Place of Texas. It is a fucking singles Mecca.

HELLS YEAH.

Which means that taking the dogs out for a walk is sooo much more than just a walk. It took me a couple days to really grasp this.

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