Bah chi chi wah WAH
I think I’m getting laid on Thursday. Yes, it’s looking very promising.
I just got a call from a guy who chased me down in a pizza place last week–he kept hitting on me even though I kept smacking him down, and in front of his friends, but goddamnit that boy was persistent and finally I relented and took his phone number. Which I then called this afternoon.
Ok, yes, I admit I’m not sure I would have called him today if it weren’t for the fact I’M SO FUCKING HORNY THAT MY PUSSY JUICES COULD DROWN ME IN MY SLEEP.
