You’re Not Doing Your Kegels, Are You?

Go here. Right now.

I’m amazed at how many of my friends don’t know what a kegel muscle is. And then I’m amazed at how many of my friends know what a kegel muscle is, know that they have one, and still don’t do their kegel exercises.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

The kegel is the single most powerful muscle in your body. Or at least it is in mine, because I do my goddamn exercises.

Seriously now. It. is. amazing. Having a toned kegel muscle makes it easier to make your partner orgasm, to make your own orgasms more intense, and most importantly adds a substantial amount of control to exactly when you want your orgasm.

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07 13 2006

How To
sex
advice
stop pissing me off
sex ed.

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Meeting the New Neighbors

No. I have not done him yet. I’m talking about how I met many other neighbors, and in not such a sexy way. Well, actually I’m sure many of them thought it was but as the source of entertainment I was not nearly so amused.

This actually happened the other day, when Blondie had come over to Sweet Cheeks’ apartment. Sweet Cheeks and I were showering and getting ready to go out when Blondie decided to leave to pick up some food and left her two dogs, the Terror Twins, with us.

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07 13 2006

humor
Single By Choice, damnit
my daily dumbassery

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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