Not Laid.
If you haven’t read yesterday’s post, you need to read this first. Right now. Don’t make me spank you for disobeying my orders.
Well I didn’t even have the pleasure of not answering his call today. Fucking jackass. First he gets me hot, then he gets me wet, then he tells me HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND, then he begs me to answer his call today so we can meet up and have hot nasty and much-needed hanky-panky, then he DOESN’T FUCKING CALL.
Not that I would have taken the call, or even if I had, that I would have gone over to his swanky hotel room with the king-size bed, had hours of hot post-break-up, get-back-up-on-that-horse-and-ride-him-hard sex, ordered room service on his company credit card, had more hot morning sex, and then called in sick to work, and continued to have more amazing ride-em-hard-cowgirl sex.
