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Round 1: My Brain vs. The Pussy vs. Me

The new single/dating life is looking very promising.

On Friday evening when I was moving my first of many boxes into Best Friend’s apartment, the first person I see is a smokin’ hot black guy who grins as he holds the gate open for me.

Hot Guy: Are you moving in?
My brain: ding ding ding! Hellloooooo sexy accent!
The Pussy: Mmmm if his accent is that sexy, what is that tongue capable of?
Me: Sort of. I’m moving in next week, but I’m staying here with a friend until my apartment is ready.

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