Round 1: My Brain vs. The Pussy vs. Me

The new single/dating life is looking very promising.

On Friday evening when I was moving my first of many boxes into Best Friend’s apartment, the first person I see is a smokin’ hot black guy who grins as he holds the gate open for me.

Hot Guy: Are you moving in?
My brain: ding ding ding! Hellloooooo sexy accent!
The Pussy: Mmmm if his accent is that sexy, what is that tongue capable of?
Me: Sort of. I’m moving in next week, but I’m staying here with a friend until my apartment is ready.

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07 10 2006

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Single By Choice, damnit
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The Rules of Summer

Ladies, this is really for your benefit, however snarky my wanna-be Go Fug Yourself-style advice may be.

These are the Rules of Summer. Abide by them, or you will find yourself with a pissed off Texan dragging you into a dark closet until the seasons change and thick wool clothes cover your atrocities.

1. NO CAMEL TOES. If you need explanation for why this is a crime against womankind, I’m going to have to kindly ask you to leave my site for your dumb-assery.
2. The boundary of your bikini should not exceed that of your bikini hair line. And god forbid if you are such a hairy mammoth of a woman that the pubic triangle has such grand coverage that it peeks out of the bottom of your shorts.

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07 10 2006

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I'm a bitch that's what makes me special

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In a Nutshell

I walk into work this morning. My concerned co-worker sees me and asks “So how’d it go this weekend?”

“I’m broken-up and hung-over. I’m good.” And I sat down with a Xanax/coffee chaser.

07 10 2006

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Single By Choice, damnit

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