The Accidental Diet

Coffee all day + liquor all night = too full of liquid to bother eating –> accidental ten pound weight loss

Fuck, man. This is the first time I’m a size 10 jeans since I was what, 22? 21? fuck. And seriously, it’s not a good thing when it’s purely accidental. At least for me. Somethinsgs wrong here. fuck. But I can’t talk about it now. Assk me in the mornhing when all those pitchers of sangria are out of my system.

And YES as a matter of fact, I AM going to see my therapist this week! oh bloody hell. fuck me. –sigh–