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Meeting More Neighbors

Between the pool party yesterday and spending an hour and a half moonlighting at the pool just now, I have met a ton of new neighbors. Here is a quick run-down of all the new neighbors, some candidates (ie evaluated for fuckability), some just plain cool.

Mr. Fucking Fabulous
Fabulously gay. LOVE HIM. My new BFF. The social butterfly of the apartment complex. He was the second person I met here, and a week before I moved in. It was meant to be.

Big Dude
The guy who lives next to Sweet Cheeks. Very funny, very smart, very loud, and very big. He moved in during the week I was staying with Sweet Cheeks between the break-up and my move-in day. We peeked in his window when he was gone and the only things we could see inside were a single chair, a huge tv, and a bong.

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Single By Choice, damnit

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AW Hell.

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depression
I just threw up in my mouth a little

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Remember When There Were Only Two Boxes?

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don't make me grow up
dating
stop pissing me off
Single By Choice, damnit
dumbasses, douchebags, and fuckwits

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This Time It’s Really Not Funny

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I just threw up in my mouth a little
stop pissing me off
Single By Choice, damnit
dumbasses, douchebags, and fuckwits
WTF

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Irony Can Be Bloody Funny

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Single By Choice, damnit

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My Story in Boxes

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love
singledom

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She’s a SLUT! boooooooooooong*

becoming a nympho
fuck-me feminism
stop pissing me off
WTF

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Slut?!

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stop pissing me off
taking it to the big time

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Don’t Make Me Eat Your Head, Boy

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singledom
Single By Choice, damnit
my daily dumbassery

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Cruisin’

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I just threw up in my mouth a little
Single By Choice, damnit
my daily dumbassery

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My Secret Single Behavior

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singledom
happy little things
dancing in my underwear

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Meeting Apt #5

sex
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stop pissing me off
singledom
Single By Choice, damnit
dumbasses, douchebags, and fuckwits

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