Get That Thing Away From Me
Try as I might, babies scare the fuck out of me. Seriously. Being in the presence of a baby is the best contraception I have ever encountered.
I think I was one of the very few women born without a biological clock. For me it’s not like it’s a matter of when it will go off, perhaps five or ten years from now –it’s more a matter of not having a biological clock at all.
Don’t get me wrong, kids are cute and shit, I like them just fine–but in the same manner that I like my mother: from far away.
