One Step Closer to Taking Over the World

I bought a laptop today. Between my new bigger salary, my five-month old savings account, and a birthday present contribution from BF, I was able to go to a real store and buy a brand-new laptop (yes, as opposed to buying something old/ghetto via ebay or craigslist.com, which is the sort of thing I would normally do).

There will be no more fighting, arm-wrestling, or punching my boyfriend over who gets to use his laptop. His.laptop, yes, which was why I usually conceded and would retreat to the far end of the couch and pout. BUT NO MORE!!! I can now post to my blog or write as often as I want for as long as I want without any fighting.

I honestly think buying my own laptop will ease a lot of tension in our relationship.

But aside from that–yes, I am in fact one step closer to taking over the world, via my anonymously published blog….