too smart and too horny for her own good
I wrote this for a dear friend of mine, who doesn’t know what a nice guy is, who doesn’t know what normal is, and who is so wonderful and kind that she deserves the nicest of nice guys.
I also dedicate this to all the nice guys out there who don’t feel appreciated because they’re swept aside for the assholes. Be patient guys, every girl has to date a bad boy or two to realize what she’s missing, and then she’ll appreciate you all the more when she finds you.
One of my friends just got engaged. The first of all my friends in Texas.
This set things in motion, it seems. Without my involvement. Hours after my newly-engaged friend left the apartment, BF sighed dramatically about not buying any more shiny things for himself because it was my turn for something shiny.
The irony is that BF was the one to bring up marriage, and I was the one trying to hide my panic over the dreaded M-word.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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