too smart and too horny for her own good
I had a painful stomach ache all day yesterday. Which had been off and on since Friday morning. I thought it was a mix of my normal stomach problems and anxiety. But last night was particularly bad, and I woke up at three am to go puke.
I feel like crap. Not just crap. I feel like crappy crap crap.
But what am I going to do, call in sick on my SECOND DAY at a new job? Karma is totally getting me back for having a remarkable first day. Karma’s a fucking whore.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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