First Day
One or more of the following may or may not have happened today:
- There were all sorts of cool things (tshirt, hat, mug, etc) with the company logo on it awaiting my arrival.
- Nearly threw up today from legitimate stomach illness, not anxiety (progress!!)
- Tripped on a cord, unplugged the entire office network, fell on president of the company while accidentally grabbing at his crotch in an ill-placed attempt to put out my hand to steady myself, all before landing on my ass and having my pants split down the back seam and show half the office that I wear glittery Superwoman underwear.
