too smart and too horny for her own good
Me: Did you read my interview in Maxim yet?
BF: Yeah. –angry pause– You didn’t tell me about that main part.
My brain: Oh shit.
Me: Huh? What are you talking about?
BF: You know what part I’m talking about.
Me: –pretends to read through open Maxim, looking for source of his anger– Well, what?
BF: You know what.
Me: um…. the threesome? With the two guys?
BF: YES that part. You never told me about that.
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