IT’S HERE
The May issue of Maxim is here with my interview inside! It’s part of the “I Dated a Nympho” article, and I’m featured as one of the nympho girls.
A friend called me earlier to tell me the issue is out, so I went out and bought the magazine and am just now getting home with it.
Maxim cover, very top: “I DATED A NYMPHO” COULD YOU HANDLE TOO MUCH SEX?
inside, article starts page 114, my section is under The Nymphos, my byline is Professional Deflowerer
—reading and pinching self* to make sure is real—
My nymphomania is in fucking Maxim. Wow.
It will forever be recorded in millions of copies of Maxim, May 2006 issue, that “when I was 15 my mom sat me down and said, ‘You know it’s true that boys only want one thing, right? So watch out for them, OK?’ I grinned to myself, thinking, Whatever–boys had better watch out for me!”
And that was only the beginning…
*yes, pinching myself exactly where you’re imagining I’m pinching myself
