By-the-Way Sex

Not much sex here lately. In blog or in bed. Been busy trying to improve my wretched work situation.

But tonight I was in a fantastic mood, and that dreadful time of the month passed finally (it’s just god’s way of really STICKING IT to women, isn’t it?), so it was time for a full-frontal sex assault.

It was fantastic. My nipples hurt and my pussy’s raw and there was a smile on my face. Until–

five minutes later. BF is in the bathroom as I come in to clean up. He grins at me. Sheepishly. “Um, by the way sweetie, I need you to take me to the airport pretty early next Saturday…”

“How early? Five?”

“Well, more like four. I need to be there at five.”

By the way. Bastard.

04 12 2006

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coupledom
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Money Money Money

I got a job offer today.

–commences booty dance–

They offered me a 25% pay increase from what I currently make. I nearly shit a brick. Even though I probably won’t accept the offer, it gives bargaining power with the other firm, whom I’m seeing again tomorrow for my follow-up interview.

I’m breaking out the sexy-yet-professional knee-length skirt, my lucky Superwoman underpants, and a shitload of repartee that will make it impossible for them not to hire me. But I’m not worried because I know they already like me. I got them when I said I’d want to play on the company sports team and oh yes I play as if everything is a full-contact sport.

BRING IT.

04 12 2006

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work

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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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