Help Me: About Me
I need help from you, my beloved readers. I’m (finally) writing an About Me page and I want to know what you’d like to know about me. Besides the obvious:
- Are you really from Texas? (yes)
- Will you tell me where you live in Texas so I can knock on your door and try to convince you to give me a blowjob? (no, and if you even want a shot in hell you’d better back up and suck up a helluva lot more…. like by starting with “nothing would make me happier than to go down on you and make you cum so hard you black out”)
