The Kegel Facts

I have amazing kegel* control. In general I have a very muscular body, and the kegel is no exception. With no other movement or thrusting, I have been able to make guys cum from my kegels alone. My gynecologist has gotten in tug-of-war matches with it, and that poor little woman nearly lost an eye.

This is an ode to the almighty power of The Kegel.

  • The Kegel does not sleep. It lies in wait for its next feasting.
  • The Kegel can crush a man from ten feet away.
  • The Kegel has two speeds. Fuck You and DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE.

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