too smart and too horny for her own good
In dis-honor of Valentines Day, aka National Singles Awareness Day, here is a photo of those damn nasty Pepto-Bismol flavored Sweethearts, the token candy of Valentines Day for some unknown reason, saying all those things you wish they said.
Because, I mean, you don’t just want anyone thinking they’re your shmoopie, do you?
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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