too smart and too horny for her own good
| Your Candy Heart Says “Get Real” |
 You’re a bit of a cynic when it comes to love. You don’t lose your head, and hardly anyone penetrates your heart.Your ideal Valentine’s Day date: is all about the person you’re seeing (with no mentions of v-day!)Your flirting style: honest and even slightly sarcastic What turns you off: romantic expectations and “greeting card” holidays Why you’re hot: you don’t just play hard to get - you are hard to get |
Valentines Day is just around the corner, so hurry up and break up with your S.O.b. (Significant Other… SOB… not just a coincidence…) and save yourself all that money on silly romantic gestures that you’re not creative enough to express on your own the rest of the year. (but if you want a few ideas–)
If you don’t have the ovaries to break up with your SOB in person, here are a few clever “Dear John” letters you may copy for your personal use (if you credit this site and note the proper creative commons licensure, of course). FYI, if there is any possibility that your SOB may try to talk you into staying in the relationship, add some extra asshole factor by breaking up with him on a post-it note, overdue electricity bill for your shared residence, or a pantiliner wrapper.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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