F. U. Bling
ie. How to Flick Off Someone in Style, for those of you with a very special fuck you Valentines Day planned.
I have a huge monstrous slightly gaudy ring my mother gave me right before I moved to New York City. The band is thick wide heavy silver and holds a large sparkley stone that changes color in the light. It’s something you would only see on someone fabulous, like a drag queen. Or a nympho with serious attitude. And conveniently enough, it fits perfectly on my middle finger, aka My Favorite Finger, aka The Driving Finger.
