The Over-Educated Nympho

In dis/honor of Valentine’s Day, and in celebration of my return to the blogosphere, I will be posting Valentines-related entries every day through V-day. Or D-Day? VD-day. ha. Celebrate Valentines Day with your favorite V.D.

Let’s be realistic. Roses-and-backrubs romance is only for teeny boppers and relationship newbies. For the rest of us, however, romance is a four-letter word. And not the fun one you hope for on Valentines Day.

So for the rest of us, where do we find romance? Does it even exist after you’ve been dating someone more than four months? Well… it does if you kinda sorta redefine romance to include not-so-sexy things–

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Everyone has been here at one point or another: you date someone great for a couple months, everything is going well, you talk about how “in like” you are with each other, and then out of no where you get dumped. You get dumped, and you get mad. The phone calls begin, and he refuses to take your calls because you turned into a crazy pyscho bitch. Ok, fair enough. You just want to know why HE BECAME AN ASSHOLE.

I’m here to explain how both people feel in this situation, to play devil’s advocate when The Asshole and The Pyscho so desperately need representation in what can be a horribly memorable event.

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The article for Maxim on nymphos is finished. The writer sent me a draft of my section in the article, and it was awesome. The only bad news is that we have to wait until May or June for publication.

The suspense is going to make my clitoris pop off, I just know it.