Not dead.

I know, I suck, I disappeared off the face of the planet. I suck royally. If I weren’t me I’d be pissed because clearly this is one of the most fabulous blogs in existence. But I am me, so I can’t be mad at me. My therapist said I’m not allowed to be mad at me anymore.

I am still employed (amazing considering the number of total smart-ass things that come out my mouth), and that is a major reason I have been AWOL lately. Working blows. Especially since I could make more money working as a twelve-dollar whore. And I’d get to sleep in, too.

I am so sorry to everyone for disappearing, but I will do my best to resume regular posts, to save the poor kittens from being sacrificed further.