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WHAM, BAM, Thank Ya SLAM

I just had fantastic sex. The hot sweaty slap-me-harder kind of sex that Paris Hilton would only BE so lucky to have.

The only trouble is that this great fuck was my boyfriend, and now I wish I could gracefully wash my face, kiss him on the cheek, and walk out the door before he remembers to ask for my phone number.

I don’t want to cuddle with my boyfriend on the couch while the dogs wrestle to get in between us and BF tries to sweet talk me into fetching him a beer but I’m too busy trying to discreetly release a fart.

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11 29 2005

sex
coupledom
humor

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Not dead.

I know, I suck, I disappeared off the face of the planet. I suck royally. If I weren’t me I’d be pissed because clearly this is one of the most fabulous blogs in existence. But I am me, so I can’t be mad at me. My therapist said I’m not allowed to be mad at me anymore.

I am still employed (amazing considering the number of total smart-ass things that come out my mouth), and that is a major reason I have been AWOL lately. Working blows. Especially since I could make more money working as a twelve-dollar whore. And I’d get to sleep in, too.

I am so sorry to everyone for disappearing, but I will do my best to resume regular posts, to save the poor kittens from being sacrificed further.

11 23 2005

work
brooding

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I'm Vix, a 27 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.

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