The Porn Women Really Want
Ladies everywhere (yes I know no one who reads this blog is really a lady, but saying “women” sounds too much like a cry to battle, when really this is a celebration of sorts), go to your nearest newstand and buy the September issue of GQ. Right now.
The first fifty pages are just ads. OF BEAUTIFUL MEN. Then there’s the table of contents. Then twenty pages of ads of BEAUTIFUL MEN. Then some articles (which I went back and read after I finished pleasuring myself about six times) which are actually quite funny and well-written and informative, so it’s perfectly conceivable to get your boyfriend to subscribe, unbeknowngst to him, to a magazine full of BEAUTIFUL MEN.
