If I were a superhero
If I were a superhero, I’d be one mean bitch-slappin’ motherfucker. I can’t decide whether my weapon of choice would be a baseball bat or the mean four-inch tall stiletto heels I’d be wearing as part of my superhero outfit.
I’m not sure what evil enemies I’d go after. Generally I think I’d go after anyone who pissed me off. So if you’re watching the news tonight and notice a scantily dressed chick with a dog collar and thick black secretary-style glasses dragging President Bush off a podium, you can be sure that’s me. That man needs some serious bitch-slapping.
