The Over-Educated Nympho

hehe andh heheeh even when I”m drunk me’s funneir yshn yhsn shit rworng home keys even wen I’m drnk I’m fujnnnier than the average bera, bear, like gyoolkslkjlkjfds crap yogi bera . yogi bear. mm. nevermind. read WASK. I eman WSK se’s probably sober now, but sad. mmm. me find cock and then finish luandry and oh rfurstjklsdjflkjsd shit.

did I mention that I”m like sooo sober? seee?> cI can spelll!!! sokber. shti . shit. sober. which you spells SOBer. nly only sob’s are sobert. sober. mm sobert! I bought somed at sotryre saotre sotore sotreo sdamnd shit motherfucker hard to spell. I bought (si think sso hard right now i feel it in my briaaaaaaain) sorber! strawberrry becasue syum and bluebbley bluebell no pon slae sale whch make me sad. I love bluebelll esepcialsly the cocokeis in caream so yous bitches out tin cyber world sie nd me bluelblell cookies n ceram and we alll be freidns! I love food. mmm. and cock. fM waissjdflk oh that no word. I wants the scokc I mean COCkl righ tnow. me go find boyfarieand and sucks off. mmmmm. then chcoalrte and no luandry good night, eh? heeeeeeeeeeeee I”m slike so fucking funyy I can’t stand myself. hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

yaaaaaaay, me first drunkety drunk drunk post go me! pltht bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb,

Mmm white wine me bought at fiesta which means PAR-TAY in spanish no nglgish fuck you know I mean crap. mmm. wine. shleeeeepy.

sorraya no posts three days. bummer. leike bridget jones, she rink rooo.l too. brhrl.. except me funnier and in english. american I mean. I swaer this is real drunkety drunk post I have wine right here!!!! yeipppeeee! wine i s badass mofoucker. hee hee. I made funnny. I so funny! Me makes friends with funny! mmm shleeypyl.. shelyeyk. fuck hard wrod spell. what wash I spelling? sleepy but shleeeeepy bec ause too sleepy. hee hee, looksesee at me being runkr! I’m scute I mean so cute and funny and loveable.

So why I do laundr? y? poo. luandry suacks me ass. I hate sluandary. poooo. I should steach dog to do laundryl . oohps sp. laundr and benadryly? hee hee. whoa, I soooo nerd. mmm. I hsould have sed now. I mean sex. seax. shit. yeah. me go play with weiner nowl bye. smooooches love you come back tomor3wrwo when soberish or somethinge. mmm shleeepy. can i have sex and sleep too nice at simam same time. mmm. bf did it once when he was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay drunk. haha it was funny. i poked him and he woke up and cock stil inside and i laughed and that be naice now methinks. whoa total nerds becasule lsaly “methinks’ which is sos ooo shakespeare or crap like tat. mmm. too smart. hjence all the precpipstions pills. mmm. me .lve me xanax doc. cutae gap in teeth. go doc. gimmed dxanax and pay at sams five dollars. mommma loves generic because then no have to send otg canadaddaa for chepa meds. mmm. sheleep. but luandry first i hate luandryd y why odn’t boy do it???