1000 bits o’ nympho love
Woo hoo, I hit the 1000 mark on my stat counter! And I’ve only been active for just over three weeks. –dancing a booty-shake–
Thanks everyone for an awesome start as OEN, I look forward to amusing you with clever, dumbass, meaningful, and sexaholic stories.
I’m just disappointed I’ll be at a wedding all weekend, but I promise to come back with loads of entertaining I’m-so-embarassed-I’m-related-to-these-people stories. Not that I won’t be contributing my fair share, as a bridesmaid I have to look all pretty for the ceremony, but as soon as the reception starts I’m changing into cowboy books and my bright pink cowgirl hat, as a lovely complement to my sophisticated pale blue bridesmaid dress! Give ‘em hell, baby!
Now if you’ll excuse me–I was supposed to leave 45 minutes ago. aw fuck. I’m not going to be wearing a bra under my white shirt in case a cop pulls me over for speeding… which undoubtebly I will be to make it to the damn rehearsel on time. I love my men and my cars to be fast roaring rides. –wink wink–
