too smart and too horny for her own good
what you’re thinking: ewwww get that out of my ear!
what you say: if you’re that fast with your tongue move it south, buddy
what you’re thinking: my dog humps me better than this
what you say: I’m a virgin. I love you. Please leave before I call my mother and tell her that her little delicate flower is no longer pure. Then you’ll get to meet Daddy!
what you’re thinking: I missed Will & Grace for this?
what you say: I hate you. Get out.
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I'm Vix, a 28 year-old Texan. After 18 years of private education and 3 degrees, I'm trying to leave the corporate world behind to become a sex/humor writer and novelist. I'm sexy, funny, ugly, raw, and entirely real-- because there's more to me than being a blowjob queen.
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